Is New England Patriots' Coach Bill Belichick a Muslim Man?

He must be, because I personally don't like him.

Seriously, I've hated Bill Belichick (for google misspelling's sake: Belicheck, Belichek, and Bellicheck) 's guts since he stabbed the New York Jets in the back and refused to fulfill his contractual obligations by becoming their head coach when Bill Parcells retired.

No question the man is a genius.

There is also no question Bill Belichick does not have one honest bone in his body. As much as it saddens this die hard Randy Moss fan to accept it, any record set -- or any game won -- with Belichick as head coach must be considered to be utterly tainted by the repeatedly denied, and later sustained allegations, of cheating by the Patriots under Belichick's leadership.

Of course, the congressionally-protected monopoly that is the National Football League will undoubtably turn a blind eye to the latest allegations of cheating, and Patriots' fans will consider these allegations technicalities, but the truth is that that nothing accomplished by the Patriots during Belichick's tenure is legitimate anymore. The sooner the Patriot's organization realizes this and fires the man the better.

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